Wednesday, April 11, 2020

Dear Brother and Sisters;

First, the JotD;

Where do you find giant snails?
A) duh! On the end of a giant's fingers.

That being said, I am delivering evidence to Officers Rocha and Weinstein along with Sargents Chavez and Alstad (Dutch Boys Finest) at the SE subdivision for their work in helping me in my routine distress.  I would have delivered Oddicer Weatherspoon his party dress, but I'm waiting for his check to come in from his cousin Reese (the Beast) so that I may buy that sewing machine to make mask for the maskeraid ball.

OMG.  An online gathering...two of them, in fact, for law enforcement simply called The Black and Blue Balls.  One for day shift and one for night shift.  Don your favorite dress and mask.  And virtually ask your fellow officer for a two step.

Officer Weinstein since you suffer from B.ball syndrome the most I'll relegate authority to you to set the dates.  Better learn the ten step cuz I'm asking you and the team of five (don't leave out Lt. Victor 'Victoria' Villa and Officer 'Alfalfa' Alfredo of NMSP).  Dodgeball, yes.  Even though that pair of Eggheads can dodge bullets..they can't be left out of The Magnificent Seven.  God has a plan for you guys.  Officer Rocha has the lyrics in her pockey.  You all have the stuff to strut.  The cop rap challenge to other law enforcement entities?

Meatpuppet by Vikingo

You broke into my party and what you gonna do?
You took away my hypodermic, you drank up all my booze.
You slid a nitrile gloves on, you went right up my pants.  
I got myself a hunch back that we weren't about to dance. Oh well!
(Chorus)
Meatpuppet, Meatpuppet whatcha gonna do?  
Gravity meets cavity, we're coming after you.
Rat shit bat shit suck a bitch's twit
Bugfukker, cocksucker eat a bag of shit.
We're the best Fraternity, all the others suck..
APD, APD, yeah raw fuck!
Yes we got The Holy Spirit yes we do.
The power of God is in us, how bout you.

Well every perp every perp's ass was bare...nobody standing, just the queer over there (points to moi)
The whole damn thing didn't faze my old bitty...
I just hopped on the pile and sucked my bitty titties. Well!
(chorus)
Manboobs collection tubes watcha gonna do?
When these burly henchmen(and women) coming after you.
Cock suck, mother fuck, finger fuck ewes (flips the bird).
Goose piss, kitty pud, squeeze my bitch tits..
Sheep's pussy, camel toe, Pigs work with shit.

Well, Vikingo's not a sports fan, but he plays with balls whenever he can.
Because his favorite sport you see, you see,
Is playing tonsil hockey.

Shave and a buzzcut, two bits.
Whores and dealers double time, eat shit...
And hope to God you diiiiiieee.
(Shouts) Oh my! (With tamborine rattle.

I want you guys to replicate Rocha's cop shirt.  On the back I want you to use one line from Roxanne, by The Police.


That's all folks!
Oh, the '68'?
A) One more and you eat it bang it just beat it .

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