Ole and Lena

So Ole and Lena were in the back of the brown Packard convertible and things were getting pretty hot and heavy...

Lena, couldn't stand it any longer and she cries out, "Oh Ole', I love you!  Now touch me where it smells bad!"

So he drove her to Hobbs.

Badda Bing, badda boom ..

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