Oh what a night

the four seasons oh what a night

Funny how I was born in December 1962. Lemme tell you about my own birth.  "How the hell you remember way back then, Vikingo"  you might ask...

Well that's simple.  I was there.  My first memory goes back to age 6 months when I was in a car seat coming up to our old farm house in Lino Lakes, Minnesota...home of the great blue heron...and Vikingo's birthplace.  You could loosely say that I was born in a barn surrounded not by sheep and camel...but by birds and fish. Snapping turtles. Deer. Skunks. Fireflies.  UFOs.  Yup.  My sister and I saw one lift off when I was 7 years old.  We thought it was marsh gas igniting but it was just too big.

I know I'm getting off the subject, here, but if you think we are alone you really need to check in.  We are surrounded by aliens.  They are called angels and demons and you see them every day.  If you watched my footage yesterday, you will have no doubt that man is possessed by a demon.  So if that's what that man is, then what must that make me?  You decide.
Anyways...today's message is about memory retention and recall.  It's all in your noggin, folks. Everything from when we first opened up our eyes.  So I wish to close with a song and one that I wish to direct the future New Mexico Law Enforcement Chorus, to which I would gladly direct at the podium. Let's just say I have a long history of singing.
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God has such great plans for us.  I want you to picture yourselves each and every one of you in uniform and singing this song:


Remember..with God, all things are possible.

Dear God please protect these men and women and let them serve in Your name.  Together we shall prevail in Your name.  Because the Truth is marching on.  Amen.

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