joke time.

Well I might as well get the ethnic jokes off my chest but let me say the chop deprecating humor the best kind of laughter:

What's the di difference between a faget and a Frigidaire?

The refrigerator won't fart when you take the meat out too quickly.

Do you know why native Americans and North Koreans don't get married?

Because all of their children would be named Ugli.

You know I black and Mexicans don't get married?

Because your children would be too lazy to steal.

Do you know why Jews and blacks don't get married?

Because your children would have to sit in the back of the oven. 

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