Going on Tuesday

Wow.  I got a great job with Volt employment services and I start Wednesday.  I have God to thank but especially APD and NMSP to thank for keeping me alive and protecting me against such evils.

Although Lt. Victor Villa and Commander Johnny are often center stage for my biting wit, it's really crime that eats my bags of shit.

Please encourage these two men (and any available officer) that wants to stomp their boots and be backup choreograph to We Will Rock You, should make your way to the Lamy New Mexico Amtrack station this Saturday, May 2nd at 4pm.  Wear your uniform but leave the badge and gun at home.  The tasers...well let me get naked in a bath tub and you can all stand around me and shoot me to your hearts desire.  Then you can Taser me.  What a way to go.

I hear you lose your bladder when you get shocked.  Better grab your raincoats cuz this ain't gonna be a dining room conversation.
Please check with Lt. Vigil and Cmdr. Yara.  I'll bring water and we'll have a blast.  Plus if you wanna feel the presence of a Ghost, I know of at least one that will be there.  The Holy One.

Bye for now.

Vikingo
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Shouted out by Vikingo...
Johnny (Yara) you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place, singin'
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
Buddy, you're a young man, hard man
Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your banner all over the place
We will, we will rock you, sing it!
We will, we will rock you, yeah.

(Shouted out by Johnny Yara...)
Buddy Chad you're an old man, poor man
Pleading with your eyes, gonna get you some peace someday
You got mud on your face, big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place, do it!
We will, we will rock you, yeah, yeah, come on
We will, we will rock you, alright, louder!
We will, we will rock you, one more time
We will, we will rock you
this is me 20 years ago when I was a porn star for Colt Men.

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