Good Friday

Wow what a bittersweet day!  First the joke...

I have the perfect answer to social distancing: my personality.

Omg did I shake rattle and roll at District 1 NMSP this morning.  I should a taken more pics of the little eggheads I made.  Ofc. Moya and Lt.Villa will forever be known as holy and delicate and a bit airy inside their eggs. (I hollowed them out and put little wigs and big lips on them with their names on it) .  So cute.  I bet they were adorable little boys.  Who knows what happened them after that.  Perhaps they got dropped on their head while breastfeeding when they chomped down too hard.  The end of that ironing board caught their fall on the way down so at least they didn't bounce back up and bite the tittle that fed them.  No wonder those two are so gay now.

 Chicks of a feather suckle together.



Other than that, have a very Blessed Easter egg hunt.   I know two of you will be sitting this one out.  Yes Sir!

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Post script: the egg on the left is Ofc. Alfredo 'Alfalfa' Moya and on the right is Lt. Victor 'Victoria' Villa. Please beat it. You bother me some.
And Alfalfa,  what's that white stuff on your forehead anyways...cockldoodldribbldoo!

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