Jokes on Johnny

What's the HARDEST part about sucking a bald pussy?  

A). Putting his l'il jockstrap back in place.
ooh the baby's not a sports fan but he plays with balds whenever he can.  Because his favorite sport, you see, is playing tonsil hockey...

Eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew.
Gravity meets cavity so we'll fingerhole you.
Sheep's pussy camel toe s suck a bitches tit
Cock sucker mother fuckers eat a bag of shit.
We're the best Fraternity all the others suck. 
APD, APD...YEAH RAW FUK!

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

a call for artists and would-be artists..

Image
Good morning APD and Bozeman PD Being a former volunteer for Santa fe County fire/ems I can tell you that only a career firefighter has too much time on his hands to drink milk like that. Being a rather gifted homosexual myself, I just put my hands behind my back and take the whole rim like I did in my beer drinking days at montana State University in Bozeman.   I held 2 titles in the winter quarter of 1983: Intermural class b racquetball and beer guzzling champion of a drinking fraternity called 'Le Buffons'...the clowns in French. We met every Thursday afternoon in a basement bar called The Zoo and no women were allowed  32 ounces in 2.3 seconds and nary did i spill a drop.  Who knew that that open-throated discipline would raise my grade from a b to an a in 3rd quarter physics 12 weeks later.  News traveled fast, and before long I had a handful of sorority sisters just begging for lessons. My theory has long been proven;...
Read more

Will fr: Chad

Dear Will;         07 Oct, 2024 That what follows this sentance can be discussed and given further though, I am amenible to. That I retain my true nordic sense of adventure is hard for me to disguise.  I come from a long list of travelers and that one must do so out of necessity and not higher ground is tough. That at 18 months short of my eligibility for social security,I am denied approval on my claim because I appear a specimin of good health, when in actuality, is the problem I face as a person with mental challenges.   Any healthcare professikonal will tell you the same thing as the last one did:  there is nothing so wrong and misalighned with Mr. Rugroden that he should enjoy the benefits of retirememnt.  That the 
Read more

Sunday

Image
The probability that we may fail ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just...A. Lincoln Well I'm on my way to church as I type this in.  I wanted to tell everyone how Officer V. Baca with the Southeast subdivision was making fun of my beer gut.  Like she has room to talk.  Her ass is as wide as two axe handles and rather dull.  I'd hate to be her girlfriend when she gets home in the morning.  VB: ewe.  What's that smell? Mrs. VB:. Do you like it?  It's special soap I made.  It's got lye, fetid cod liver oil, patchouli thorns, and horny goat bung extract.  Topped with a drop of beaver semen that cost you the next paycheck.  Now put some on after you scrub that cousche.  Icky sticky. VB: Beaver semen.  I want nothing to do with testosterone when I get home.  Now go put on some lipstick and flannel and let mommy go to town on your gash. Mrs V.B.: not today.  Or the next 5 days.  You can tell by the stink my pussy's not pink. VB: swell....
Read more